1,000 Pageviews!!

I think we may surpass 1,000 pageviews today. Again, we will announce anyone that puts us over the top. If you think that you are they person that does, comment on this post. Also, I realise that one visit can vciew many pages, so the visit count is at 326. Anyway, I just wanted to thank everyone for their continued support of the blog. There will be a new podcast out tomorrow, in which Crystal and I talk about our Thanksgiving and flying squirrels. I know that the last post said that it was going to be the Citizenship Podcast, but that has changed. Anyway, thanks again!

Scary Story Tuesday!

This week's scary story is called, 'I was here', and includes a rogue maple tree. Have fun listening!

Happy Saturday!

For those that live in America, or who celebrate American holidays: Happy Thanksgiving!
To celebrate, I've decided to release the second part of mine and Crystal's election cast. The next podcast will be Kallie and Crystal answering the U.S. Citizenship test. It will be very funny.

Happy Holiday Season

Whether you did or did not indulge in the most consumerist holiday of the year (either Thanksgiving or Black Friday) one thing is for sure, the two holidays, despite one's superior authenticity over the other, mark the beginning of the American holiday season, only to end when the New Year begins. I usually am not very sentimental, or very family-orientated, but I find myself strangely excited for the upcoming holiday season. As for the point of this message: Mainly it is intended as a wish that you have a Happy Holiday Season. Thanksgiving for me, Matthew, was lovely. I imagine Kallie's was the same. We both, most likely, had lovely times with our families and close friends. So, in conclusion, Happy Holidays, from us, to you.

Kallie Plays...

So I'm thinking I'm gonna start a series called Kallie Plays... And in this case it will be Kallie Plays Minecraft. So stay tuned for that. Yuppers. <3

Happy Scary Story Tuesday!

Happy Tuesday!


We are indeed getting very close to Thanksgiving, which is exciting for at least the reason that we get off work and college. Another thing to get excited about is the scary story! YAY!

WHY.

Seriously, I cannot for the life of me think of anything to talk about. Sorry. Crystal and I went geocaching. Yup. Seriously that's about it.

Podcast with Crystal part 1 and Announcements!

Happy Friday, Everybody.

I was at a dinner party last night which is why I wasn't able to upload a Thursday segment, so to make up for that, I am releasing the first part of mine and Crystal's Election Podcast. Also, last night, we got our first real comment (from an outsider). So thanks, for that. Also we've exceeded 3/4 of a thousand page views. I would've never guessed there would have been so much progress made in such a little amount of time. Both Kallie and I are very excited about this. Let's keep going guys, we need to get to one thousand!!

We're one month old!!!

I counted today, and we are one month old, or a couple of days off. Anyway, it remains quite a momentous day. To celebrate, here is a cupcake, with a candle in it. If that isn't enough celebration, then I would suggest making your own little cupcake and celebrating the occasion that way. If you do, take a picture of said cupcake and send it in to us. There will be more material out tonight so watch for that. I'm so excited for our two month birthday!!

Hungry!

Yes, it is scary story Tuesday Wednesday. I'm a day late. This weeks story is titled "Hungry" It was actually not that bad, especially for its rating.

Sorry, no scary story!

Studying for a test tonight, no scary story, feel free to find one yourself by going to shortnscarystories.com
Also, if you need some Tuesday Night Horror, then watch this intro Which is a part of a bigger series and also apart of CGP Grey's Favourites. Also, I most definitely will have a scary story up tomorrow. Sorry sorry sorry.

Eh.

I'm feeling incredibly uninspired and therefore cannot think of freaking anything to blog about. Seriously. I can't think of any advice to offer or any stories to tell or anything and it's kinda annoying. Just saying.
Random tidbit: Your foundation should match your chest, and you should blend that color in to your neck and jawline and your face.
But besides that, I really cannot think of anything else to say.
God this is frustrating.

Podcast Episode II

Happy Saturday!

Here is the next part of the podcast with Emmi.

Enjoy

Happy Friday!!

Happy Friday!!

The third episode of me talking about my school life.....

I'm sick. BROHOOF!!

Hello friends,

This is Matthew, I have been feeling ill the last couple of days, so I did not post a recording on Thrusday. For this I am very sorry. I will be posting it tonight, I promise. Until then enjoy these brohoof pictures.

Happy Election Day

Also happy scary story Tuesday, We've moved on to a different, shorter story called The Black Mask.
It is very spooky. Enjoy!

Happy Guy Fawkes Day!!

To anyone British, I want to wish a happy and fun Guy Fawkes Day/Night. As I remember, Guy Fawkes Night was when Guy Fawkes tried to blow up the English Houses of Parliament with important and noble dignitaries inside. As I am not British, however, I don't know why it happened. Most definitely some demonstration. Anyway have fun lighting fireworks and sparklers tonight. Again, this is a British holiday, but a very important British holiday. Almost their equivalent to Independence Day. Also, eligible American voters: Remember to Vote!!!

Podcast with Emmi!!

Here is the next podcast with Matthew and Emmi, who guest co-hosted with me. We had a lot of fun talking about current happenings, floods, and other important things. As well as taking Nerimon's youtube tag survey.

My Rant's A Day Late, Sue Me

I actually really don't have much to complain about...

Next time you come into my store looking for perfume, LEAVE YOUR MARITAL ISSUES OUTSIDE.

I'm gonna censor this story the best I can, okay? I apologise in advance for any adult themes.

So it's 8:40 at night and we close in twenty minutes. It's me, my manager and a few customers. This lady walks in all freaking happy as can be and stuff, and she goes, "I'm looking for perfume!" so I directed her to the perfume racks, and as she got there her phone started ringing. So she answers it with a lovely, and I quote, "What the *bleep* do you want, John?"

Now allow me to clarify, it's not as if she said this quietly. 

So then John said something and she responded with, "*BLEEP* JOHN. You're not coming home tonight!"

And then John said something and she literally screamed, "WHY DON'T YOU STAY WITH THAT STUPID *BLEEP*."

So then John said something back and she sighed dramatically and was like, "You have FIFTEEN *BLEEPING* MINUTES to get your *bleep* clothes out of MY CLOSET. And you CANNOT SEE THE KIDS."

So at this point it was kind of funny in a disturbing way and I was laughing so hard I was about to cry. But at the same time it was upsetting because there were KIDS IN THE STORE.

And then she said, "It has been like this ever since we were dating!! It was always on again off again and you cheated on me every FUCKING WEEK."

So then John said something and she said, "TOO *BLEEPING* LATE. I ALREADY TOLD THE KIDS HOW MUCH OF A CHEATING *BLEEPING* SCUMBAG *BLEEP* SUCKER THEIR DAD IS." Exact words. Swear to God.

So then John said something and the lady goes, "It's none of your *bleeping* business what I'm *bleeping* buying you *bleep*! As far as I'm concerned, we're not *bleeping* married anymore!"

So now my poor manager is checking the lady out while she's cursing out her husband over the phone. I felt really bad at this point because mothers were quite literally covering their children's ears. No joke. 

And then John said something really long and she said, and I quote, "YOU CAN TAKE THAT FAKE APOLOGY AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR HAIRY *donkey for all intents and purposes*. JUST LIKE THE *blanketyblankblank." I appreciated the Mean Girls reference.

So her whole rant ended in her screaming that she wanted a divorce and she left the store.

PLEASE KEEP YOUR ISSUES AWAY.

College Story Thursday!!

It's Thursday!!

It's also time for "Matthew Talks about his college life" So here is this week's segment.




Until Thursday, Matthew